If you were told to ‘put on your cossies and thongs’, ‘grab the esky’ and ‘watch out for any Noahs’, you would be forgiven if you’re a bit befuddled.

If you think your English is good enough to understand the average Aussie, then think again. Yes, it is English, but a peculiar, abbreviated, laid back language.

So whether you’re a big fan of the Aussies or you just need something to do when it’s pissing down outside, here are 50 Aussie ‘true blue’ expressions to color in. Don’t carry on like a pork chop: try your hand at coloring...inside the lines, you bogan!

Remember: the more we insult you, the more we like you.